Film - The Golden Raspberry Awards
In case you missed it, the world's most coveted movie awards were handed out over the weekend. No, not The Oscars... THE RAZZIES! Here's the full list of "winners"...
"In a Year When Everything Sucked..."
...the Sia helmed, and much misguided, film Music sucked even more than everything else going on in 2020, garnering THREE Razzies - for Kate Hudson as Worst Actress, Maddie Ziegler as Worst Supporting Actress and for Sia herself as Worst Director. It missed out on the hard-fought title of Worst Picture though, which went to Absolute Proof, which also picked up the Worst Actor award for The "My Pillow Guy" performance of Mike Lindell in the faux documentary which reputedly cost only $25,000 to make, and lost its maker about $65 million in cancelled business. Who said "no publicity is bad publicity?"
Another double award went to the inestimable Rudi Giuliani for his "cameo" as himself in Borat, Subsequent Movie-Film, picking up both Worst Supporting Actor and Worst Screen Combo (Giuliani and His Pants Zipper).
Instead of a Razzie Redeemer award this year, it was deemed necessary to present a Special Governors' Award instead to the whole of 2020 as “THE WORST CALENDAR YEAR EVER!” [OK, who said "Hold my planner"? Was that you, 2021? - Ed]
Here's the full list of the 41st Annual RAZZIE® Award Winners (and the other Nominations) and Susan Omand's selection for Award "winners" in her "should blow/will blow" selections. Here's your chance to point and laugh at how badly right she got it....
WORST PICTURE
365 Days *WILL BLOW*
Absolute Proof *SHOULD BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
Dolittle
Fantasy Island
Music
WORST ACTOR
Robert Downey, Jr.- Dolittle
Mike Lindell (The “My Pillow” Guy) - Absolute Proof *WILL BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
Michele Morrone - 365 Days
Adam Sandler - Hubie Halloween *SHOULD BLOW*
David Spade - The Wrong Missy
WORST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway - The Last Thing He Wanted AND Roald Dahl's The Witches
Katie Holmes - Brahms: The Boy II AND The Secret: Dare to Dream
Kate Hudson – Music *SHOULD BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
Lauren Lapkus - The Wrong Missy
Anna-Maria Sieklucka - 365 Days *WILL BLOW* [no pun intended - Ed]
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Glenn Close - Hillbilly Elegy *WILL BLOW*
Lucy Hale - Fantasy Island
Maggie Q - Fantasy Island
Kristen Wiig - Wonder Woman 1984 *SHOULD BLOW*
Maddie Ziegler - Music *DID BLOW*
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chevy Chase - The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee
Rudy Giuliani (As "Himself") Borat, Subsequent Movie-Film *SHOULD and WILL BLOW* and *DID BLOW* [again no pun intended - Ed]
Shia LeBeouf - The Tax Collector
Arnold Schwarzeneggar - Iron Mask
Bruce Willis - Breach, Hard Kill AND Survive the Night
Arnold Schwarzeneggar - Iron Mask
Bruce Willis - Breach, Hard Kill AND Survive the Night
WORST SCREEN COMBO
Maria Bakalova & Rudy Giuliani (Yes, That Really IS Rudy Giuliani!) - Borat Subsequent Movie-Film *WILL BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
Robert Downey Jr. & His Utterly Unconvincing "Welsh" Accent – Doolittle
Harrison Ford & That Totally Fake-Looking CGI “Dog” – Call of the Wild
Lauren Lapkus & David Spade - The Wrong Missy
Adam Sandler & His Grating Simpleton Voice - Hubie Halloween *SHOULD BLOW*
Maria Bakalova & Rudy Giuliani (Yes, That Really IS Rudy Giuliani!) - Borat Subsequent Movie-Film *WILL BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
Robert Downey Jr. & His Utterly Unconvincing "Welsh" Accent – Doolittle
Harrison Ford & That Totally Fake-Looking CGI “Dog” – Call of the Wild
Lauren Lapkus & David Spade - The Wrong Missy
Adam Sandler & His Grating Simpleton Voice - Hubie Halloween *SHOULD BLOW*
WORST DIRECTOR
Charles Band - All 3 "Barbie & Kendra" movies *SHOULD BLOW*
Barbara Bialowas & Tomasz Mandes - 365 Days
Stephen Gaghan – Dolittle
Ron Howard - Hillbilly Elegy
Sia – Music *WILL BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
Charles Band - All 3 "Barbie & Kendra" movies *SHOULD BLOW*
Barbara Bialowas & Tomasz Mandes - 365 Days
Stephen Gaghan – Dolittle
Ron Howard - Hillbilly Elegy
Sia – Music *WILL BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
WORST SCREENPLAY
365 Days *SHOULD BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
All 3 Barbie & Kendra Movies *WILL BLOW*
Dolittle
Fantasy Island
Hillbilly Elegy
365 Days *SHOULD BLOW* and *DID BLOW*
All 3 Barbie & Kendra Movies *WILL BLOW*
Dolittle
Fantasy Island
Hillbilly Elegy
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
365 Days (Polish Remake/Rip-Off of Fifty Shades of Grey)
Dolittle (Remake) *DID BLOW*
Fantasy Island (Remake/”Re-Imagining”) *SHOULD BLOW*
Hubie Halloween (Remake/Rip-Off of Ernest Scared Stupid)
Wonder Woman 1984 (Sequel) *WILL BLOW*
365 Days (Polish Remake/Rip-Off of Fifty Shades of Grey)
Dolittle (Remake) *DID BLOW*
Fantasy Island (Remake/”Re-Imagining”) *SHOULD BLOW*
Hubie Halloween (Remake/Rip-Off of Ernest Scared Stupid)
Wonder Woman 1984 (Sequel) *WILL BLOW*
Image - Razzies Website
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